Bienvenue!

Welcome to Canadian Tuxedo Blog, yet another webpage that will survive on the diligent efforts of its readers and their desires to make themselves feel better by mocking the lifestyles of others. As a different twist we'll also be pointing fingers and giggling at Cajun tuxedoes. What's that, you ask? Read on, you adverturous sex kitten.

We were inspired to set up shop on Thanksgiving while at fellow founding father D-Rock's house. Both his mother and uncle showed up for the holiday feast decked out in head to toe denim and then had the nerve to look and laugh at people of Wal-Mart after dinner. The following day we attended an LSU football game in Baton Rouge, Louisiana where we discovered a local affinity for purple track suits. This occurred in 2009, and in our opinion you should only wear a track suit in the current era if you're 1) and athlete or 2) a member of Run DMC. It's not 1987 for chrissakes. Why did it take almost three months to get the blog up and running? We're fucking lazy, that's why. And who are you to ask? You're reading a blog that makes fun of decent, hardworking people. I bet you're supposed to be working right now, or being a better parent, or getting some God damn exersize for a change. So pipe down already. I'm doing the talking here.

It should be noted that we have nothing personal against the fine nation of Canada or the colorful culture of Louisiana. I've played in and attended enough hockey games to know all the words to Oh Canada and D-Rock is part Cajun. As a matter of fact we love and admire LSU fans for their ability to cook meat and imbibe alcohol at a rate that would kill most farm animals. Did you know they also smell like corn dogs? You should ask one about it sometime, they love that. And Canada's chief exports include manners and Alan Thicke, so that's nice.

We're avid college football fans and despite conflicting views on the Scopes Monkey trial we both believe in evolution. So if you're stuck in the midst of a fanbase with a tacky stereotype we'd love to hear about it, but don't tell us things like "Wisconsin fans are fat and stupid" or "Arizona fans are are all syphillitic meth addicts." First off everyone knows those things, but more importantly we're not trying to be labeled bigots and we definitely don't want to get sued. It's all in good fun.

So start sending in pictures! Anyone wearing an LSU tracksuit or double denim is fair game. In finale, we dedicate this blog in the name of our spiritual godfather, Jay Leno.



Just look at him. That's how you kick ass, campers.